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[engage_the_enemy]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, shulk. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 215.77.554.88 *** shulk has joined 215.77.554.88 <shulk> not actually sure what this is for but it seemed worth setting up

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<reversecowgirl69>

[dickshots]

Gonna be honest, haven't had much time to keep up with the net.

If you want god info tho I got a decent stash. Fog God brought us here, made us this, and gives hella upgrades to anyone that feels like showing a little gratitude for it.

[Wait, that was what Jack wanted him and Nisha to keep to themselves so they could get more favor from the big bad fog god himself. Oops. ]

Like I said tho, guy's bad news according to the locals. Even if the other gods are all small fries in comparison. Except for that one other guy.

<shulk>

[engage_the_enemy]

thats fine, i understand. i actually have someone we can talk to about it because their name came up in the post. if you meet someone named Rita, that's her

ive heard about the fog god, but it...it gives you things for following it? do you mean like the servants in dyster? i wouldnt trust it, no matter how nice those upgrades are

[Nisha won't have to worry about competition from him when it comes to currying favor with gods, he wasn't going to be part of it. Upgrades, however...that didn't sound good, to him.]

who is the other guy?

<reversecowgirl69>

[dickshots]

Far as I can tell he's some other god nobody really talks about. When I first got here he had his junk all over the place.
Not the night god or whatever either.

Think they're having a pissing contest.

<shulk>

[engage_the_enemy]

that i didnt know. so besides the fog, day, and night god there's a fourth one. also what do you mean by junk?

[Calling a fight between gods a "pissing contest" gives Shulk an...interesting mental image of Zanza and Meyneth's clash, but he gets what she means.]

by the way, you may have to come by so i can figure out how to have your armor fitted. im assuming your limbs arent exactly like a persons anymore

<reversecowgirl69>

[dickshots]

Yep. Bunch of people all tied up with invitations scrawled beneath them. Weird spikes. Stuff like that.

And what? Nah uh. Arms and legs are intact and fine.

Still cool w stopping in tho. Might as well.

<shulk>

[engage_the_enemy]

i didnt realize that. when i saw those i assumed it was the fog god

[And thus, there goes the fourth god, filed under the same banner Shulk had placed the fog god: the enemy.]

really? have you finished changing? you know, never mind. we can clear this up in person

<reversecowgirl69>

[dickshots]

Think so. Nothing new's happened in a while.

Cool. I'll head out and you can snag me when we're good to go.