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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, shulk. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 215.77.554.88 * shulk has joined 215.77.554.88 <shulk>** not actually sure what this is for but it seemed worth setting up

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[Well, there's a username Shulk couldn't forget. Using that nickname again, too. ~~also thanks Nisha now he knows what this inbox thing is for~~]

yeah. things had gotten bad with rota, and its taken awhile for everyone to recover, i think. ive been doing my best to help my friends i hope youre doing well. id still like to meet you sometime

Been doing one hell of a lot of that myself.

Got a job for you, if you're up for it.

[That's right, this one didn't like to mince words. A beat.]

i see id be happy to lend you a hand. what did you need me to do?

Lost my weapons when the Rotans got a hold of me. Stupid, I know, but there were a lot of monsters dying out there. Thought I could keep pushing myself and handle it.

Chemical stuff didn't go over great.

Anyway I need a new whip. Want some gauntlets with it, maybe a couple shin guards, stuff to keep the bad guys from taking out my mobility in a fight. Can pay you or trade off supplies, whatever you need.

it wasnt stupid. you did everything you could to help, and thats admirable. sacrifices were inevitable. ive seen what those chemicals can do. its awful so armor and a new weapon. thats not a problem at all. as i said before, information is all id like if you have it. if you dont, thats fine. im happy to help regardless

Yeah well. Not gonna pat my own butt about it now when there's still a bunch of them out there.

Sweet deal. Just make sure it's stylish, k? Badass. Wings are cool, skulls are cool, stars are cool I guess. Flames maybe. IDK. Just make it cool. Hard to get the bad guys shaking in their boots if you look like a jackass.

[DISCLAIMER: DEAR GOD SHULK DON'T LISTEN TO HER SHE'D PHOTOSHOP SKULLS ON WINGS ON FIRE ON SKELETONS ON BLOOD ON A LOT OF OTHER STUFF. Basically she's Facebook.]

Anyway info I got. Anything specific you want to hear about?

do you think they're planning another attack soon?

[~~I'M LAUGHING SO HARD NISHA PLEAS E it's like blingee but with violence~~ Shulk's sort of taken aback at her...request. Normally there'd be specifications about function before style, but maybe she trusts he knows what's ideal? Going for intimidating design is kind of weird to think about after making weapons to fight mindless, and therefore fearless, robots, but hey...new experience?]

got it. do you know anything about that network post regarding the fog god? that one where they didnt mention their source. i didnt get a chance to look into it

Gonna be honest, haven't had much time to keep up with the net.

If you want god info tho I got a decent stash. Fog God brought us here, made us this, and gives hella upgrades to anyone that feels like showing a little gratitude for it.

[Wait, that was what Jack wanted him and Nisha to keep to themselves so they could get more favor from the big bad fog god himself. Oops. ]

Like I said tho, guy's bad news according to the locals. Even if the other gods are all small fries in comparison. Except for that one other guy.

thats fine, i understand. i actually have someone we can talk to about it because their name came up in the post. if you meet someone named Rita, that's her ive heard about the fog god, but it...it gives you things for following it? do you mean like the servants in dyster? i wouldnt trust it, no matter how nice those upgrades are

[Nisha won't have to worry about competition from him when it comes to currying favor with gods, he wasn't going to be part of it. Upgrades, however...that didn't sound good, to him.]

who is the other guy?

Far as I can tell he's some other god nobody really talks about. When I first got here he had his junk all over the place.
Not the night god or whatever either.

Think they're having a pissing contest.

that i didnt know. so besides the fog, day, and night god there's a fourth one. also what do you mean by junk?

[Calling a fight between gods a "pissing contest" gives Shulk an...interesting mental image of Zanza and Meyneth's clash, but he gets what she means.]

by the way, you may have to come by so i can figure out how to have your armor fitted. im assuming your limbs arent exactly like a persons anymore

Yep. Bunch of people all tied up with invitations scrawled beneath them. Weird spikes. Stuff like that.

And what? Nah uh. Arms and legs are intact and fine.

Still cool w stopping in tho. Might as well.

i didnt realize that. when i saw those i assumed it was the fog god

[And thus, there goes the fourth god, filed under the same banner Shulk had placed the fog god: the enemy.]

really? have you finished changing? you know, never mind. we can clear this up in person

Think so. Nothing new's happened in a while.

Cool. I'll head out and you can snag me when we're good to go.

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